The Little Gentleman | Plaid Dog Shirt & Puppy Outfit

Plaid worked in a 100% polyester knit, cut soft through the body and shaped so it sits on a dog without pulling at the front legs the way stiffer pet clothing does.

He will be photographed in it within about four minutes of it going on, and that photograph will be sent to at least six people.

Yes, it is ridiculous. Buy it anyway.